Classic Zortic

The Final Battle 42

admin — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 00:01:00 +0000

And there it is folks, the end of the classic adventures of Zortic. Thanks for joining me on this ride.

But it doesn’t stop here. The adventure is just beginning… again. So keep reading over at the New Adventures of Zortic. I’ll be looking for you there.

The Final Battle 41

admin — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 00:01:00 +0000

This may seem ominous, fortunately now we all now know that the vortex is just a gateway to a new universe with a whole new life for Zortic and the whole gang.

The Final Battle 40

admin — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 00:01:00 +0000

Hey look! I was right about his name. I seriously didn’t remember that. But apparently I know myself better than I thought.

The Final Battle 39

admin — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 00:01:00 +0000

Splink always does know how to make an entrance.

The Final Battle 38

admin — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 00:01:00 +0000

Which raises the age old question, “Does this space suit make my mass look big?”

The Final Battle 37

admin — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 00:01:00 +0000

That’s right Zortic. Never admit to nuthin’!

The Final Battle 36

admin — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:01:00 +0000

Actually, when it comes to flying, being high is half the battle.

The Final Battle 35

admin — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 00:01:00 +0000

There’s nothing quite like playing billiards with giant death dealing battle stations.

The Final Battle 34

admin — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:01:00 +0000

Remember kids, only use non-linier narrative imagery programming medicinally

The Final Battle 33

admin — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 00:01:00 +0000

Have you ever wondered why the Death Star didn’t start their pre-fire sequence before clearing Yavin so they could shoot the rebel moon as soon as it appeared? This might be one theory why.