Acting for Artists
Zortic vs The Star Pirates
Zortic: A Conformists' Revolution
Zortic: An Alien Just Like You
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INT – Day – Mark is leaning back on a psychiatrists couch.
MARK
I once tried to start a “Splink’s Advice” segment of the forums of the original series. However, nobody took advantage of it. I can’t imaging why.
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Archive for ‘February, 2009’
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INT – Day – The stage of a comedy club on amateur night. Mark is standing behind a long microphone stand.
MARK
Yeah, I know. You saw that one coming from a mile away, didn’t you? But what would Zortic be without the Entire Prize. I really wanted to try to make this gag a bit more character driven than the old “owing Chubby the Lump money” gag. This is going to continue to be an area of growth for both Zortic and Zoie. I hope you’re still enjoying it.
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EXT – Day – Mark is hiding behind a bunker waiting for the bomb to go off.
MARK
No that’s not an actual image of the new Entire Prize. It’s coming, I promise. In fact, things should start happening a little faster now. There should be some big revelations coming soon. Including the Entire Prize, I’m sure it’ll be worth the wait.
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INT – Day – Mark is dropping balloons and confetti from the catwalks of the TV studio.
MARK
And there you have it. Zortic’s the winner! Of course you knew that was coming, didn’t you?
