Acting for Artists
Zortic vs The Star Pirates
Zortic: A Conformists' Revolution
Zortic: An Alien Just Like You
PAN TO
INT – Night, an X-wing flies into view, the scene continues to zoom in to reveal Mark sitting in the cockpit.
MARK
It’s about time Zortic got his own Death Star trench scene.
Mark’s Blog
- What? And Give Up Show Business? – Act I Scene 5 May 25, 2013CUT TO INT – Day Mark is in a sound studio dressed as John Lennon MARK Now if he were to do a rendition of Revolution from the White Album… Powered by WPeMatico […]
- UFO Case 674 – Back to the Trash Bin May 23, 2013Of course this could just mean that they think there are compromising images of Alyssa Milano on that disk in the trash bin. Powered by WPeMatico […]
- UFO Case 673 – Return of the Video May 21, 2013Hopefully I’m not losing you here. The video they’re referring to this episode from a couple of years ago. Powered by WPeMatico […]
- What? And Give Up Show Business? – Act I Scene 4 May 18, 2013CUT TO INT – Day, Mark is stewing over a set of blueprints. MARK This is about the time that Zortic discovers that the Entire Prize needs a top hatch. Powered by WPeMatico […]
- UFO Case 672 – Thin Evidence May 16, 2013You know how you can judge a really good restaurant by the number of police cars parked there? The same is true for secrets, the more men in black want them, the better they are. Powered by WPeMatico […]
- UFO Case 671 – Lawyer Debunking May 14, 2013The key to being a good mysterious operative for a secret organization is having a good cover. That goes for both men in black and entertainment lawyers. Powered by WPeMatico […]
- What? And Give Up Show Business? – Act I Scene 3 May 11, 2013CUT TO INT – Day Mark is standing in front of a large chalkboard filled with a variety of complicated charts and math formulas. MARK Hopefully you’re not having any problem following the line of who’s creating diversions from whom. I had to draw a flowchart for myself. Powered by WPeMatico […]
- No Love for Dr. McCoy? May 10, 2013Let me start off by saying that I’ve been a huge JJ Abrams fan for a long time, and I enjoyed his take on Star Trek for what it was. It was a great summer blockbuster, rollercoaster ride of an adventure. But I’ve shared some of the devoted Trekkie’s laments that something about it wasn’t […]
- UFO Case 670 – Remember the Aly_Mo May 9, 2013Actually “Remember the Aly_mo” doesn’t sound like that bad of a catch phrase. I wonder if Alyssa Milano needs a new Twitter name? Powered by WPeMatico […]
- UFO Case 669 – Alyssa Milano’s People May 7, 2013I would imagine that there really is a lot in common between Hollywood lawyers and agents of a mysterious shadow government organization. Powered by WPeMatico […]
Use the Scwartz Zortic! Use the Scwartz!
Don’t forget that this all started with a Don Knotts reference. So in the true spirit of Barney Fife, Zortic is only allowed to carry a single bullet.
if he actually throws away the targeting system to use the Scwartz, I’m declaring him too stupid to live. And more importantly, too stupid to be the hero of this comic
Targeting system? For obvious reasons, shield generators distort targeting computers. Zortic is certainly carrying the torpedo under his arm in the hope that using a low tech approach will avoid that handicap.