Zortic vs The Star Pirates
Zortic: A Conformists' Revolution
Zortic: An Alien Just Like You
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INT – Night. Mark kneeling against the wall down the hall getting ready to pull a plug out of an outlet
MARK
Hopefully you didn’t see that coming.
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INT – Night. Mark is laying in a hospital bed in a full body cast.
MARK
They have no idea how hard it is to get Zoie to do something she doesn’t want to do.
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INT – Night. Mark steps out from behind the vault and joins the others in giving Zortic a dirty look.
MARK
No. Really. We have it. We don’t need your help.
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INT – Night. Mark is sorting through some index cards.
MARK
You haven’t forgotten about her, have you? You knew she couldn’t have been far away.
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INT – Night. Mark is tearing up the vault blue prints and throwing them in the trash.
MARK
You knew it couldn’t be that easy, didn’t you?
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INT – Night. Mark is standing at an ATM just down the hall.
MARK
Wouldn’t that be a kick in the head. To go after a treasure only to find out that you already have it.
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INT – Day. Mark is sitting in front of an old fashioned type writer.
MARK
You know, I really did want to make it easy for the guys, but I just couldn’t.
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INT – Day. Mark following Zortic through the laser maze
MARK
It’s really not as easy as it looks.
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INT – Day. Mark is sitting in a waiting room waiting for a high level Hollywood meeting.
MARK
And with this scene if becomes official, Joss Whedon is the perfect person to direct a live action Zortic movie.
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INT – Day. Mark is sitting on the sofa watching an old DVR
MARK
I think this idea partially came to me from Life of Brian where (I believe it’s) John Cleese desperately wants to have a baby, even if it is physically possible.
