CUT TO: INT. ART STUDIO – DAY Mark is sitting at his drawing table. MARK Okay, the story is going to progress slower, but not that much slower! So we’ve jumped ahead 15 years and you’re going to start seeing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
PAN TO: EXT. SIDE WALK – DAY Mark, in a dark suit, is standing in a Rod Serling pose. MARK Submitted for your approval… the original Zortic suffered from a disturbing blur of pop culture reference and parody. Often it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO EXT – Night, a modified DeLorean pulls up. The door opens to reveal Mark. MARK Do you remember Jenny? You have been reading from the beginning, haven’t you?
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark sitting in a mansion wearing a housecoat and smoking a pipe. He is surrounded by Playboy bunnies MARK He does have a point, a really hot actress is hard to compete with.
PAN TO EXT – Night, the side door of a van opens to reveal Mark. MARK Zortic should have seen that coming, obviously his encounter with Jenny is throwing him off.
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark is at a computer digitally adding Soykil soldiers to the scene. MARK If George Lucas can digitally add stormtroopers to the scene where Han runs into them in Star Wars, I figured a little[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
PAN TO INT – Night, Mark is sitting alone in a jail cell blowing a harmonica. MARK You don’t actually think Soykils would have enough patience to put up with lawyers, do you?
PAN TO INT – Day, Mark is wearing a Soykil outfit. His voice is muffled through the helmet MARK Says the guy in the matching helmet.
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark sitting in a beauty salon with a hair dryer over his head. MARK I just assumed the color was a little off, because she’s an alien. Shows what I know.
CUT TO EXT – Day, Mark walking through a mud puddle covered with his own jacket. MARK Sometimes it’s a good thing that chivalry is dead.
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