PAN TO INT – Day. Mark following Zortic through the laser maze MARK It’s really not as easy as it looks.
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CUT TO INT – Day. Mark is sitting in front of an old fashioned type writer. MARK You know, I really did want to make it easy for the guys, but I just couldn’t.
PAN TO INT – Night. Mark is popping the DVD “Ocean’s Eleven” into his DVD player. MARK And you thought that the plan was falling apart, didn’t you?
PAN TO INT – Day, Mark hiding around the corner of the entry to the main cabin. MARK I know this is an old gag. I don’t remember exactly where I heard it first, I’m assuming it was an old[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark is filming a public service announcement. MARK Remember kids, don’t do drugs… Unless you’re suppose to be taking drugs. In which case you should take drugs. But not bad drugs… unless your doctor tells[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
PAN TO EXT – Day, the last Soykil soldier steps aside and removes his helmet to reveal Mark. MARK Under other circumstances, I’m sure this would be a perfect place to be a tourist. Just not with an alien army[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark is standing in front of a lecture hall with a giant color wheel. MARK To be honest, I don’t really know; do blue people get tan?
PAN TO INT –Day, Mark is standing in the corner of the bathroom with a bucket of popcorn. MARK I haven’t used the bathroom much up to this point, so I didn’t have a very clear memory of it’s layout[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…