CUT TO EXT – Day, Mark is sitting in a time machine DeLorean. MARK You may recognize the Calvary from Classic Zortic. However it has been upgraded a little.
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PAN TO INT – Day, Mark is dressed as a HMS Calvary guard. MARK In the original version of Zortic, Captain Cutter turned out to be a bit too much like Zap Brannigan from Futurama (although Cutter did come first). […]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
War of the Stars – Act II Scene 3
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark hiding in a coat closet. MARK When they say there’s no such thing as bad publicity, they aren’t talking about when the military shows up on your doorstep.
War of the Stars – Act II Scene 4
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark is sitting in the balcony of a movie theater with Roger Ebert. MARK Everyone’s a critic.
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark is sitting in a sports bar surrounded by TVs. MARK You can’t argue with free Pay-per-view.
CUT TO EXT – Night, Mark standing on the quarterdeck of a galleon wearing a pirate outfit. MARK Remember kids, media piracy is wrong.
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark is sitting outside of a 17th century dockside brothel with an empty wallet. MARK A tactility sensitive and hedonistically urged sexy actress and a ship full of sleazy sailors, what could possibly go wrong.
CUT TO EXT – Day, Mark sitting alone in the dugout as a baseball game goes on outside. MARK There’s nothing worse then to be on the sidelines when you know you can help.
CUT TO INT – Night, wearing a thong, Mark dances around a dancer pole. MARK You knew there had to be some kind of twist, didn’t you?
CUT TO EXT – Night, Mark is dumping his favorite pair of battered and torn tennis shoes in to the the trash can. MARK True heroes are not afraid to make sacrifices.