PAN TO INT – Night, an X-wing flies into view, the scene continues to zoom in to reveal Mark sitting in the cockpit. MARK It’s about time Zortic got his own Death Star trench scene.
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CUT TO EXT – Night, Mark is outside the ship, floating in space and knocking on the airlock door. MARK Uh…. Splink?
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark is posing naked as Leonardo DiCaprio sketches him. MARK As long as it’s tastefully done, it’s all in the name of art.
The Movie Industry Strikes Back – Act 1 Scene 2
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark laying on a psychologists’ couch waiting for Splink. MARK Who wouldn’t want Splink for a psychologist.
The Movie Industry Strikes Back – Act 1 Scene 3
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark is sitting in front of a birthday cake completely covered in candles wearing a party hat. MARK I know what you mean, Splink. I know what you mean.
The Movie Industry Strikes Back – Act 1 Scene 4
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark standing on a red carpet talking to the mobs waiting for the VIPs to appear. MARK You might think that movie stars are really great, but you don’t want your girlfriend to go out[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark is standing in the middle of a Hollywood dinner party, looking around nervously as he’s surrounded by some of the most sexy actors in the world.
CUT TO EXT – Night, Mark dressed as a 1800’s suffragette, protesting to give women the vote. MARK I have to admit that I also agree with women surpassing traditional stereotypes, but sometimes I kind of miss some of those[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark sitting in the middle of a life sized version of Mousetrap board game as the cage drops down around him. MARK There’s nothing like saying something that sounds like famous last words for your[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
PAN TO EXT – Night, the side door of a van opens to reveal Mark. MARK Zortic should have seen that coming, obviously his encounter with Jenny is throwing him off.