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INT – Day, Mark is filming a public service announcement.

MARK

Remember kids, don’t do drugs…  Unless you’re suppose to be taking drugs.  In which case you should take drugs.  But not bad drugs… unless your doctor tells you that you’re supposed to…  But only take good drugs… That is drugs that are good for you, not drugs that are…  You know what, just check with your doctor before doing any drugs.