CUT TO EXT – Night, Mark standing on the quarterdeck of a galleon wearing a pirate outfit. MARK Remember kids, media piracy is wrong.
Entire Prize
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark is sitting outside of a 17th century dockside brothel with an empty wallet. MARK A tactility sensitive and hedonistically urged sexy actress and a ship full of sleazy sailors, what could possibly go wrong.
CUT TO EXT – Day, Mark sitting alone in the dugout as a baseball game goes on outside. MARK There’s nothing worse then to be on the sidelines when you know you can help.
CUT TO INT – Night, wearing a thong, Mark dances around a dancer pole. MARK You knew there had to be some kind of twist, didn’t you?
CUT TO EXT – Night, Mark is dumping his favorite pair of battered and torn tennis shoes in to the the trash can. MARK True heroes are not afraid to make sacrifices.
PAN TO INT – Night, an X-wing flies into view, the scene continues to zoom in to reveal Mark sitting in the cockpit. MARK It’s about time Zortic got his own Death Star trench scene.
CUT TO EXT – Night, Mark is outside the ship, floating in space and knocking on the airlock door. MARK Uh…. Splink?
PAN TO INT – Day, Mark is standing at the front of an auditorium filled with military personnel MARK Is she going to be giving out medals? I heard she was giving out medals?
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark is posing naked as Leonardo DiCaprio sketches him. MARK As long as it’s tastefully done, it’s all in the name of art.
The Movie Industry Strikes Back – Act 1 Scene 2
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark laying on a psychologists’ couch waiting for Splink. MARK Who wouldn’t want Splink for a psychologist.