CUT TO INT – Night, Mark is sitting in front of a birthday cake completely covered in candles wearing a party hat. MARK I know what you mean, Splink. I know what you mean.
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark standing on a red carpet talking to the mobs waiting for the VIPs to appear. MARK You might think that movie stars are really great, but you don’t want your girlfriend to go out[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark is standing in the middle of a Hollywood dinner party, looking around nervously as he’s surrounded by some of the most sexy actors in the world.
CUT TO EXT – Night, Mark dressed as a 1800’s suffragette, protesting to give women the vote. MARK I have to admit that I also agree with women surpassing traditional stereotypes, but sometimes I kind of miss some of those[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark sitting in the middle of a life sized version of Mousetrap board game as the cage drops down around him. MARK There’s nothing like saying something that sounds like famous last words for your[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark is standing in front of a giant banner featuring the Zortic logo. MARK Dude! The comic is named after you!!!
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark is standing at his front door with a stack of suitcases. MARK Well gang, it’s time for a vacation! See you in a few months!
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark is standing in the middle of an opera stage dressed as an overweight Valkyrie woman. MARK Well folks, today’s strip is the start of the very last Zortic “book”. That means this story is over, so[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark is sitting on a stool delivering a “very special message”. MARK Remember kids, stay away from the funny cigarettes Unless they allow you to fire a torpedo at a firing squad who is about to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – Day Mark is standing in front of a large chalkboard filled with a variety of complicated charts and math formulas. MARK Hopefully you’re not having any problem following the line of who’s creating diversions from whom.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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