CUT TO INT – NIGHT – Mark is standing on the stage of a stand up comedy club. MARK I know, this is an old Splink gag. But it’s such a great definition of Splink that I had to work[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Entire Prize
CUT TO EXT – NIGHT – Mark is floating in open space wearing a space suit. MARK The whole reason I started Zortic was because I liked the majesty of the cosmos. Space Opera has such a great potential for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – DAY – Mark is sitting behind a desk on the set of a talk show. In the guest seat sits DJ Cassel. MARK I’m sure I mentioned that the artist responsible for the creation of the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – DAY – Mark is sitting at a drawing board buried with ship design schematics. MARK Guess who? Yeah, I wanted to create some kind of ship that had that old fashion galleon kind of look. Hopefully[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO EXT – NIGHT – Mark is clinging to the rigging of a classic sailing ship wearing a pirate costume. MARK I’ve spent most of my professional career working in professional entertainment, and it doesn’t surprise me at all[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO EXT – NIGHT Mark is in a space suit in a pod from 2001: A Space Odyssey MARK Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
CUT TO INT – NIGHT – Mark is strangling Marty Feldman with a hunched back. MARK “Said a give!!!” I know, I seem to be falling into just making movie quotes, but there is some exciting Zortic news coming soon.
Zortic vs the Star Pirates – Act II Scene 9
CUT TO INT – NIGHT – Mark is standing on a stage of a small bar with a microphone. MARK I’m actually kind of surprised that I’ve never used this joke before.
Zortic vs the Star Pirates – Act III Scene 1
CUT TO INT – DAY – Mark is sitting by his computer. MARK I did kind of enjoy this gag, it certainly seems like the kind of thing Zortic would do.