CUT TO INT – Night, Mark sitting at a fold out card table covered in role playing books, pizza boxes and pop cans. MARK Today’s gag is based on some old floor plans of the original Star Trek’s Enterprise which[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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CUT TO EXT – Night, Mark is dumping his favorite pair of battered and torn tennis shoes in to the the trash can. MARK True heroes are not afraid to make sacrifices.
PAN TO INT – Night, an X-wing flies into view, the scene continues to zoom in to reveal Mark sitting in the cockpit. MARK It’s about time Zortic got his own Death Star trench scene.
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark is sitting in front of a three dimensional chess set. MARK When ever I play chess, I always try to use Captain Kirk’s method of playing “illogically” as an unexpected maneuver. Unfortunately that never[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark is posing naked as Leonardo DiCaprio sketches him. MARK As long as it’s tastefully done, it’s all in the name of art.
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark is standing in the middle of a Hollywood dinner party, looking around nervously as he’s surrounded by some of the most sexy actors in the world.
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark sitting in a mansion wearing a housecoat and smoking a pipe. He is surrounded by Playboy bunnies MARK He does have a point, a really hot actress is hard to compete with.
The Movie Industry Strikes Back – Act III Scene 6
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark is sitting in backstage in a directors chair labeled “stunt double”. He is dressed in the same evening gown as Zoie. MARK I’m thinking this is the point where Zoie usually expects to be[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What? And Give Up Show Business? – Act I Scene 2
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark is sitting on a stool delivering a “very special message”. MARK Remember kids, stay away from the funny cigarettes Unless they allow you to fire a torpedo at a firing squad who is about to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What? And Give Up Show Business? – Act I Scene 4
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark is stewing over a set of blueprints. MARK This is about the time that Zortic discovers that the Entire Prize needs a top hatch.