CUT TO EXT – Night, Mark is dumping his favorite pair of battered and torn tennis shoes in to the the trash can. MARK True heroes are not afraid to make sacrifices.
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CUT TO EXT – Day, Mark has been turned into an animated fish and is swimming below a battleship. MARK I can’t say I was ever a big Don Knotts fan, but I did enjoy The Incredible Mr. Limpet because[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark is sitting in front of a three dimensional chess set. MARK When ever I play chess, I always try to use Captain Kirk’s method of playing “illogically” as an unexpected maneuver. Unfortunately that never[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark is posing naked as Leonardo DiCaprio sketches him. MARK As long as it’s tastefully done, it’s all in the name of art.
The Movie Industry Strikes Back – Act 1 Scene 2
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark laying on a psychologists’ couch waiting for Splink. MARK Who wouldn’t want Splink for a psychologist.
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark is standing in the middle of a Hollywood dinner party, looking around nervously as he’s surrounded by some of the most sexy actors in the world.
CUT TO EXT – Night, Mark dressed as a 1800’s suffragette, protesting to give women the vote. MARK I have to admit that I also agree with women surpassing traditional stereotypes, but sometimes I kind of miss some of those[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO EXT – Night, a modified DeLorean pulls up. The door opens to reveal Mark. MARK Do you remember Jenny? You have been reading from the beginning, haven’t you?
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark sitting in a mansion wearing a housecoat and smoking a pipe. He is surrounded by Playboy bunnies MARK He does have a point, a really hot actress is hard to compete with.
The Movie Industry Strikes Back – Act III Scene 4
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark tied to a sheet of metal as a laser beam slowly cuts it in half. MARK There’s nothing like a “certain death” death trap to make sure that your hero has a clean escape.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…