Zortic vs the Star Pirates – Act II Scene 9
CUT TO INT – NIGHT – Mark is standing on a stage of a small bar with a microphone. MARK I’m actually kind of surprised that I’ve never used this joke before.
CUT TO INT – NIGHT – Mark is standing on a stage of a small bar with a microphone. MARK I’m actually kind of surprised that I’ve never used this joke before.
CUT TO INT – DAY – Mark is sitting by his computer. MARK I did kind of enjoy this gag, it certainly seems like the kind of thing Zortic would do.
CUT TO INT – DAY – Mark is standing in an airlock with a sword wearing a space suit and a brassiere on his head. MARK It’s a little known fact that the most common goal of most space pirates[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – NIGHT – Mark sitting on a bar stool with a daiquiri glass overturned on his head and strawberry daiquiri and a small umbrella dripping down his face. MARK This is one area where Zortic and I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
PAN TO INT – NIGHT – Mark is sitting in the airlock playing solitaire. MARK Okay, it’s not that confusing, but when you’re on the spot it’s easy to get mixed up.
CUT TO INT – NIGHT – Superman’s Fortress of Solitude. Mark is standing outside of a transparent chamber in a baggy Superman outfit. MARK It was kind of fun doing a real cliff hanger, sorry you had to wait for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – DAY Mark is hanging curtains in an empty room. MARK Hello and welcome to the new site. There’s sure to be some final adjustments and tweaking, but we’re here and ready to settle in. So adjust[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO EXT – Night Mark is sleeping in a dog house. MARK Okay, this might be just a little sexist, but you have to agree that this is a bit crazy.
CUT TO INT – Day Mark is on a computer rereading the Classic Zortic archives. MARK Ironically I’ve just recently completed reloading the original Chubby the Lump story on the Classic Zortic sight. Part of me kind of wishes I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
PAN TO INT – Night Mark is sitting at a slot machine dropping a steady stream of quarters. MARK He’s back! That’s Junior! Do you remember his girlfriend? We’ll be talking a bit more about her next week.