CUT TO INT – Day. Extreme Close up of Mark wearing a pair of plastic glasses with a fake mustache. MARK That’s just one of the dangers of going undercover.
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CUT TO INT – Day. Mark is sitting at the Weekend Update desk dressed as Roseanne Roseannadanna. MARK It just goes to show you, it’s always somethin’.
CUT TO INT – Night. Dressed in a purple leisure suit, Mark is standing at the bar of a disco. MARK It’s nice to know that even in the fact of impending doom, Junior still can find the time to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
PAN TO INT – Day, Mark hiding around the corner of the entry to the main cabin. MARK I know this is an old gag. I don’t remember exactly where I heard it first, I’m assuming it was an old[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark is filming a public service announcement. MARK Remember kids, don’t do drugs… Unless you’re suppose to be taking drugs. In which case you should take drugs. But not bad drugs… unless your doctor tells[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
PAN TO EXT – Day, the last Soykil soldier steps aside and removes his helmet to reveal Mark. MARK Under other circumstances, I’m sure this would be a perfect place to be a tourist. Just not with an alien army[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – Night, in Shakespearean garb, Mark is standing center stage of the Globe Theater in London.. MARK Once more unto the breach!
Getting Away From It All – Act I Scene 5
PAN TO EXT – Day, Mark pokes his head from around another support column. MARK It’s never a good idea to ask your homicidal gangster employer about his weight.
CUT TO EXT – Day, Mark is sitting in the driver’s seat of a monster truck. MARK I have to admit, I would love to go off roadin’ in a limousine. You can’t deny that would be awesome.
PAN TO INT – Day, Mark is sitting on the opposite side of the limo holding a microphone to his mouth. MARK Iin caase yoou caan’t teell, thee viibraatiion oof thee caar iis maaking eeveryy oone soound liike aa heeliicoopteer…