CUT TO INT – Day – Mark, wearing a Starfleet uniform and pointed ears, steps out of an autograph line at a Star Trek convention. MARK I have to confess that every time I heard about William Shatner complaining about[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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CUT TO INT – Day, Mark sitting in front of his computer with a bowl of popcorn. MARK Can’t talk now. This space battle is too exciting.
PAN TO INT – Day, Mark is standing at the front of an auditorium filled with military personnel MARK Is she going to be giving out medals? I heard she was giving out medals?
PAN TO INT – Night, Mark is standing off stage trying to communicate with Zortic via pantomime. MARK At least Zortic figured it out before the honeymoon!
PAN TO INT – Night, Mark is sitting alone in a jail cell blowing a harmonica. MARK You don’t actually think Soykils would have enough patience to put up with lawyers, do you?
What? And Give Up Show Business? – Act I Scene 1
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark is standing in the middle of an opera stage dressed as an overweight Valkyrie woman. MARK Well folks, today’s strip is the start of the very last Zortic “book”. That means this story is over, so[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What? And Give Up Show Business? – Act I Scene 2
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark is sitting on a stool delivering a “very special message”. MARK Remember kids, stay away from the funny cigarettes Unless they allow you to fire a torpedo at a firing squad who is about to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What? And Give Up Show Business? – Act II Scene 8
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark is reading off the results of the office pool. MARK So whoever had “slowing down the speed of the television signal” in their office pool, you win!
What? And Give Up Show Business? – Act III Scene 4
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark is holding his hands over his ears. MARK There really are some things you don’t want to think about.
What? And Give Up Show Business? – Act III Scene 9
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark is throwing darts at a small selection of photographs. MARK I think we’ve all had some exes that we’d love to have this happen to. Unfortunately just as many of us have also been[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…