PAN TO INT –Day, Mark is standing in the corner of the bathroom with a bucket of popcorn. MARK I haven’t used the bathroom much up to this point, so I didn’t have a very clear memory of it’s layout[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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CUT TO EXT –Night, sleeping in the cockpit of a sailboat on a clear starry night. MARK I would think that it would be kind of cool to sleep in the cockpit under the stars..
PAN TO INT –Night, Johnny Depp reaches up to his forearm and deactivates a hologram to reveal Mark. MARK Do you think they should go out trick or treating in those get ups?
CUT TO INT –Night, Mark is sitting in a black spy van controlling Zortic’s undercover operation via a wireless earpiece. MARK Yeah, he shouldn’t have said that.
PAN TO INT –Night, Mark is sitting in a director’s chair shaking his head. MARK Splink just doesn’t seem to get it.
CUT TO EXT –Day, in a striped vest and straw hat, Mark stands on the stage of a huckster’s wagon. MARK The trick is to know your audience and give them what they want!
CUT TO INT –Night, Mark is sitting chained up in a dungeon. MARK It’s definitely not the kind of plan you want to think too much about.