PAN TO EXT – Night, Mark is hiding in the bushes with a camera MARK You know, for people who base their success on their popularity, the only thing worse than being hounded by the paparazzi is to not be hounded by the paparazzi.
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CUT TO EXT – Night, a modified DeLorean pulls up. The door opens to reveal Mark. MARK Do you remember Jenny? You have been reading from the beginning, haven’t you?
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark sitting in a mansion wearing a housecoat and smoking a pipe. He is surrounded by Playboy bunnies MARK He does have a point, a really hot actress is hard to compete with.
PAN TO EXT – Night, the side door of a van opens to reveal Mark. MARK Zortic should have seen that coming, obviously his encounter with Jenny is throwing him off.
The Movie Industry Strikes Back – Act II Scene 9
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark is at a computer digitally adding Soykil soldiers to the scene. MARK If George Lucas can digitally add stormtroopers to the scene where Han runs into them in Star Wars, I figured a little[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Movie Industry Strikes Back – Act III Scene 1
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark is sitting at a folding table in a basement as sounds of adult celebration are going on upstairs. MARK I’m sure we’ve all had some of those awkward family reunions, haven’t we?
The Movie Industry Strikes Back – Act III Scene 2
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark hiding behind the sofa as The Jersey Shore plays on TV. MARK Remember, these are the same kind of executives that basically invented reality television.
The Movie Industry Strikes Back – Act III Scene 3
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark sitting on his sofa flipping through TV channels. MARK You know how they say that there’s never anything “good” on TV…
The Movie Industry Strikes Back – Act III Scene 4
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark tied to a sheet of metal as a laser beam slowly cuts it in half. MARK There’s nothing like a “certain death” death trap to make sure that your hero has a clean escape.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Movie Industry Strikes Back – Act III Scene 5
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark is in a court room with a pile of legal books MARK That may seem like a crazy legal loophole, but after Glee found a legal way to rip off Jonathon Coulton, I wouldn’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…