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INT – DAY Mark is sitting in a director’s chair on an empty sound stage.
MARK
Okay, it’s time to get back to a little bit more parody. Coming up is a story that combines a few different influences, hope you enjoy picking them out.
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Zortic vs The Star Pirates
Book 3 of the New Adventures of Zortic
Zortic: A Conformists' Revolution
Book 2 of the New Adventures of Zortic
Zortic: An Alien Just Like You
Book 1 of the New Adventures of ZorticCUT TO
INT – DAY Mark is sitting in a director’s chair on an empty sound stage.
MARK
Okay, it’s time to get back to a little bit more parody. Coming up is a story that combines a few different influences, hope you enjoy picking them out.
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INT – Day Mark is hanging in the rafters further along the drive core.
MARK
I’ve really been looking for a good excuse to show off the engine room. I’ve really been looking forward to this. I hope you enjoy it.
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INT – DAY Mark is hanging curtains in an empty room.
MARK
Hello and welcome to the new site. There’s sure to be some final adjustments and tweaking, but we’re here and ready to settle in. So adjust your bookmarks and enjoy the new site.
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INT – NIGHT – Mark is hanging horizontally off the central railing as the air continues to be sucked out of the ship.
MARK
Every plan has it’s flaw.
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INT – NIGHT – Superman’s Fortress of Solitude. Mark is standing outside of a transparent chamber in a baggy Superman outfit.
MARK
It was kind of fun doing a real cliff hanger, sorry you had to wait for it. But I want to thank Steve Troop for coming out of retirement for the last couple weeks worth of guest strips. Keep an eye on his site, it may not be comics, but he’s got some cool stuff that he’s working on.
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INT – DAY – Mark is sitting in front of a drawing board.
MARK
Yup. It’s time for plan B. However, are you ready for a cliffhanger? I’m sorry to say that I’m taking a little vacation. However I’m leaving the strip in the best hands possible. Tune in next week for the start of an extremely special guest storyline.
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INT – DAY – Mark is sitting by his computer.
MARK
I did kind of enjoy this gag, it certainly seems like the kind of thing Zortic would do.
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INT – NIGHT – Mark is standing on a stage of a small bar with a microphone.
MARK
I’m actually kind of surprised that I’ve never used this joke before.
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INT – NIGHT – Mark is strangling Marty Feldman with a hunched back.
MARK
“Said a give!!!”
I know, I seem to be falling into just making movie quotes, but there is some exciting Zortic news coming soon.
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EXT – NIGHT Mark is in a space suit in a pod from 2001: A Space Odyssey
MARK
Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
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