CUT TO INT – Day – The stage of a comedy club on amateur night. Mark is standing behind a long microphone stand. MARK Yeah, I know. You saw that one coming from a mile away, didn’t you? But what[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
An Alien Just like You
CUT TO INT – Day – Mark is leaning back on a psychiatrists couch. MARK I once tried to start a “Splink’s Advice” segment of the forums of the original series. However, nobody took advantage of it. I can’t imaging[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – Night – Mark is on the computer, the monitor is out of view. MARK It’s the legendary Zortic mittens. At least one of them. Unfortunately Zortic’s going to have the Michael Jackson thing going on for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
PAN TO INT – Day – Mark is in a plaid sports coat in front of a used car lot. MARK And… Surprise! Let me know what you think.
PAN TO INT – Day – Mark is standing in front of a lecture hall with a complex mathematical formula written on the chalk board behind him.. MARK Sorry, I know this one’s a bit exposition heavy, but to make[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
ZOOM TO UPSTAGE WINDOW INT – Day – Mark pokes his head above the window sill. MARK You don’t want to miss this Saturday’s episode, you’re going to get a really good view of the main deck. I don’t think[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – Day – Mark sits back at the drawing board with his feet up and his hands behind his head. MARK Well? What do you think? Was it worth the wait? This is really the shot I’ve[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
PAN TO EXT – Day – Mark is wearing a fedora with a “Press” card in the brim. He is holding a notebook. MARK You were expecting Zoie to say “April Fools” weren’t you? Needless to say, their relationship still[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – Day – Mark is sitting at his drawing board. MARK I know, drawing Zoie in a parka isn’t the way to attract new readers. But it is kind of fun to do something different.
CUT TO INT – Day – Mark is standing in the middle of a boxing ring wearing a referee uniform. MARK ‘Can’t have Zoie winning all of the battles.