PAN TO INT – Day, Mark hiding around the corner of the entry to the main cabin. MARK I know this is an old gag. I don’t remember exactly where I heard it first, I’m assuming it was an old[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Getting Away From It All
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark is filming a public service announcement. MARK Remember kids, don’t do drugs… Unless you’re suppose to be taking drugs. In which case you should take drugs. But not bad drugs… unless your doctor tells[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
PAN TO EXT – Day, the last Soykil soldier steps aside and removes his helmet to reveal Mark. MARK Under other circumstances, I’m sure this would be a perfect place to be a tourist. Just not with an alien army[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – Night, in Shakespearean garb, Mark is standing center stage of the Globe Theater in London.. MARK Once more unto the breach!
Getting Away From It All – Act I Scene 5
PAN TO EXT – Day, Mark pokes his head from around another support column. MARK It’s never a good idea to ask your homicidal gangster employer about his weight.
CUT TO EXT – Day, Mark is sitting in the driver’s seat of a monster truck. MARK I have to admit, I would love to go off roadin’ in a limousine. You can’t deny that would be awesome.
PAN TO INT – Day, Mark is sitting on the opposite side of the limo holding a microphone to his mouth. MARK Iin caase yoou caan’t teell, thee viibraatiion oof thee caar iis maaking eeveryy oone soound liike aa heeliicoopteer…
CUT TO EXT – Day, Mark is riding a horse through the valley of the crescent moon. MARK And we’ve come full circle to the Henry Jones Sr./Junior connection.
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark is sitting in a big stuffed chair next to a fireplace wearing slippers and and evening jacket smoking a pipe. MARK There’s nothing like getting some fatherly advice about romance, especially if your father[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark is sitting in a radio studio hosting a relationship advice show MARK Proper communication is the key to any relationship.