CUT TO INT – Night, Mark tied to a sheet of metal as a laser beam slowly cuts it in half. MARK There’s nothing like a “certain death” death trap to make sure that your hero has a clean escape.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark is in a court room with a pile of legal books MARK That may seem like a crazy legal loophole, but after Glee found a legal way to rip off Jonathon Coulton, I wouldn’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark is sitting in backstage in a directors chair labeled “stunt double”. He is dressed in the same evening gown as Zoie. MARK I’m thinking this is the point where Zoie usually expects to be[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
PAN TO INT – Night, Mark is sitting alone in a jail cell blowing a harmonica. MARK You don’t actually think Soykils would have enough patience to put up with lawyers, do you?
PAN TO INT – Day, Mark is wearing a Soykil outfit. His voice is muffled through the helmet MARK Says the guy in the matching helmet.
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark sitting in a beauty salon with a hair dryer over his head. MARK I just assumed the color was a little off, because she’s an alien. Shows what I know.
CUT TO EXT – Day, Mark walking through a mud puddle covered with his own jacket. MARK Sometimes it’s a good thing that chivalry is dead.
CUT TO EXT – Day, Mark is balancing on a pole, on top of a skyscraper juggling chain saws. MARK Being in over your head isn’t always a bad thing, it just depends on what it is that you’re in.
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark is sitting in the director’s chair in a television editing control room. MARK It’s all about how it’s presented.
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark is standing in front of a giant banner featuring the Zortic logo. MARK Dude! The comic is named after you!!!
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