CUT TO INT – Day, Mark hiding in a coat closet. MARK When they say there’s no such thing as bad publicity, they aren’t talking about when the military shows up on your doorstep.
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark is sitting in the balcony of a movie theater with Roger Ebert. MARK Everyone’s a critic.
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark is sitting in a sports bar surrounded by TVs. MARK You can’t argue with free Pay-per-view.
CUT TO EXT – Night, Mark standing on the quarterdeck of a galleon wearing a pirate outfit. MARK Remember kids, media piracy is wrong.
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark is sitting outside of a 17th century dockside brothel with an empty wallet. MARK A tactility sensitive and hedonistically urged sexy actress and a ship full of sleazy sailors, what could possibly go wrong.
PAN TO INT – Night, Mark at an ATM in the hallway getting plenty of dollar bills. MARK I’m still not sure if it will be more fun if Zoie does or doesn’t find out what’s going on before it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
PAN TO INT – Night, Mark hiding around the corner listening through the door. MARK Hee, hee… He said “mate”
CUT TO EXT – Day, Mark sitting alone in the dugout as a baseball game goes on outside. MARK There’s nothing worse then to be on the sidelines when you know you can help.
CUT TO EXT – Day, Extreme close up of Mark as he stares into the camera. MARK You so NOT want to miss next week’s episode!
CUT TO INT – Night, wearing a thong, Mark dances around a dancer pole. MARK You knew there had to be some kind of twist, didn’t you?
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