PAN TO INT – Day, Mark is dressed as a HMS Calvary guard. MARK In the original version of Zortic, Captain Cutter turned out to be a bit too much like Zap Brannigan from Futurama (although Cutter did come first). […]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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War of the Stars – Act II Scene 3
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark hiding in a coat closet. MARK When they say there’s no such thing as bad publicity, they aren’t talking about when the military shows up on your doorstep.
War of the Stars – Act II Scene 4
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark is sitting in the balcony of a movie theater with Roger Ebert. MARK Everyone’s a critic.
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark is sitting in a sports bar surrounded by TVs. MARK You can’t argue with free Pay-per-view.
PAN TO INT – Night, Mark at an ATM in the hallway getting plenty of dollar bills. MARK I’m still not sure if it will be more fun if Zoie does or doesn’t find out what’s going on before it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
PAN TO INT – Night, Mark hiding around the corner listening through the door. MARK Hee, hee… He said “mate”
CUT TO EXT – Day, Extreme close up of Mark as he stares into the camera. MARK You so NOT want to miss next week’s episode!
CUT TO INT – Night, wearing a thong, Mark dances around a dancer pole. MARK You knew there had to be some kind of twist, didn’t you?
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark is dressed as Bob Hope with a golf club on a USO stage. MARK It may not be what they were expecting, but I’m betting that the troops are about to be really entertained.