PAN TO INT – DAY – Mark is hiding under a table. MARK I just hope they appreciate my work is enough to leave me alone.
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CUT TO INT – NIGHT – Mark is sitting at an old fashioned type writer. MARK You had to be thinking the same thing, weren’t you? I know the “actor/actress with an unhealthy view of reality is a bit cliché,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO EXT – NIGHT – Mark is walking up a red carpet while spotlights ballyhoo the skies. MARK Did anyone catch something new over at the Blast Rocketron page? On the first day of the next few months, there[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
PAN TO INT – DAY – Mark is crouched behind a barricade of sand bags.. MARK I know, it took long enough. But it’s finally time to get to some of the action adventure stuff. So take a deep breath[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – DAY – Mark is standing in front of a dry erase board covered with X’s, O’s and arrows. MARK I’ve always loved choreographing action sequences, but they’re always a challenge to convey. Hopefully this new format[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
PAN TO EXT – Day. The last Soykil soldier in line stops and removes his helmet to reveal Mark. MARK These guys had to come back eventually. Things should get a bit more epic soon.
CUT TO EXT – Day. Mark is dressed in an Obi Wan Kenobi outfit MARK These are not the alien spies you’re looking for…
PAN TO EXT – Day. The leaves of next plant over carefully part to reveal Mark in a Nazi uniform MARK Veeeerrrrry Interesting…
CUT TO INT – Day. Extreme Close up of Mark wearing a pair of plastic glasses with a fake mustache. MARK That’s just one of the dangers of going undercover.
CUT TO INT – Day. Mark is sitting at the Weekend Update desk dressed as Roseanne Roseannadanna. MARK It just goes to show you, it’s always somethin’.