PAN TO INT – Day, Mark hiding around the corner of the entry to the main cabin. MARK I know this is an old gag. I don’t remember exactly where I heard it first, I’m assuming it was an old[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for soykils
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark is filming a public service announcement. MARK Remember kids, don’t do drugs… Unless you’re suppose to be taking drugs. In which case you should take drugs. But not bad drugs… unless your doctor tells[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
PAN TO EXT – Day, the last Soykil soldier steps aside and removes his helmet to reveal Mark. MARK Under other circumstances, I’m sure this would be a perfect place to be a tourist. Just not with an alien army[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Getting Away From It All – Act I Scene 5
PAN TO EXT – Day, Mark pokes his head from around another support column. MARK It’s never a good idea to ask your homicidal gangster employer about his weight.
CUT TO INT –Day, Mark is riding the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney World. MARK It’s true, they can’t be trusted. It says so right in the song.
CUT TO INT –Day, two Mark’s are standing side by side. MARK 1 Whenever doubles are involved, if you’re going to say something wrong… MARK 2 …it will inevitably be in front of the wrong one.
Getting Away From It All – Act IV Scene 7
CUT TO INT –Day, a doctor’s office where Mark is standing in a lab coat in front of an eye exam chart. MARK Obviously they can’t see a thing in those helmets.
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark sitting at a fold out card table covered in role playing books, pizza boxes and pop cans. MARK Today’s gag is based on some old floor plans of the original Star Trek’s Enterprise which[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark is sitting in front of an easel painting a dynamic battle between a barbarian and a horde of orcs. MARK I think today Zoie is channeling a little of her inner Frank Frazetta today.
CUT TO EXT – Day, Mark has been turned into an animated fish and is swimming below a battleship. MARK I can’t say I was ever a big Don Knotts fan, but I did enjoy The Incredible Mr. Limpet because[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…