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PAN TO INT – Night, Mark is standing off stage trying to communicate with Zortic via pantomime. MARK At least Zortic figured it out before the honeymoon!
PAN TO EXT – Night, Mark is hiding in the bushes with a camera MARK You know, for people who base their success on their popularity, the only thing worse than being hounded by the paparazzi is to not be hounded by the paparazzi.
The Movie Industry Strikes Back – Act III Scene 1
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark is sitting at a folding table in a basement as sounds of adult celebration are going on upstairs. MARK I’m sure we’ve all had some of those awkward family reunions, haven’t we?
The Movie Industry Strikes Back – Act III Scene 2
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark hiding behind the sofa as The Jersey Shore plays on TV. MARK Remember, these are the same kind of executives that basically invented reality television.
The Movie Industry Strikes Back – Act III Scene 3
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark sitting on his sofa flipping through TV channels. MARK You know how they say that there’s never anything “good” on TV…
The Movie Industry Strikes Back – Act III Scene 4
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark tied to a sheet of metal as a laser beam slowly cuts it in half. MARK There’s nothing like a “certain death” death trap to make sure that your hero has a clean escape.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Movie Industry Strikes Back – Act III Scene 5
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark is in a court room with a pile of legal books MARK That may seem like a crazy legal loophole, but after Glee found a legal way to rip off Jonathon Coulton, I wouldn’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Movie Industry Strikes Back – Act III Scene 6
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark is sitting in backstage in a directors chair labeled “stunt double”. He is dressed in the same evening gown as Zoie. MARK I’m thinking this is the point where Zoie usually expects to be[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark is sitting in the director’s chair in a television editing control room. MARK It’s all about how it’s presented.