CUT TO INT – NIGHT – Mark is strangling Marty Feldman with a hunched back. MARK “Said a give!!!” I know, I seem to be falling into just making movie quotes, but there is some exciting Zortic news coming soon.
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Zortic vs the Star Pirates – Act II Scene 9
CUT TO INT – NIGHT – Mark is standing on a stage of a small bar with a microphone. MARK I’m actually kind of surprised that I’ve never used this joke before.
Zortic vs the Star Pirates – Act III Scene 1
CUT TO INT – DAY – Mark is sitting by his computer. MARK I did kind of enjoy this gag, it certainly seems like the kind of thing Zortic would do.
Zortic vs the Star Pirates – Act III Scene 2
CUT TO INT – DAY – Mark is standing in an airlock with a sword wearing a space suit and a brassiere on his head. MARK It’s a little known fact that the most common goal of most space pirates[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Zortic vs the Star Pirates – Act III Scene 3
CUT TO INT – DAY – Mark sitting on his sofa eating some popcorn. MARK I’m beginning to think that Zortic’s “That’s so cool” is beginning to become his catch phrase.
Zortic vs the Star Pirates – Act III Scene 4
CUT TO EXT – DAY – Mark leaning over the engine of his car covered in grease. MARK Don’t you just hate it when that happens. Of course if she tries to show someone that it’s not working it will[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Zortic vs the Star Pirates – Act III Scene 5
CUT TO INT – NIGHT – Mark sitting on a bar stool with a daiquiri glass overturned on his head and strawberry daiquiri and a small umbrella dripping down his face. MARK This is one area where Zortic and I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Zortic vs the Star Pirates – Act III Scene 6
PAN TO INT – NIGHT – Mark is sitting in the airlock playing solitaire. MARK Okay, it’s not that confusing, but when you’re on the spot it’s easy to get mixed up.
Zortic vs the Star Pirates – Act III Scene 7
PAN TO INT – DAY – Mark is sitting in front of a drawing board. MARK Yup. It’s time for plan B. However, are you ready for a cliffhanger? I’m sorry to say that I’m taking a little vacation. However[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…