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INT – Day extreme close up of an old reel to reel tape player

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Good Evening, the person you see before is one Chubby the Lump.  Your mission, should you choose to accept it, rob him blind!  As always, if any member of your team should be caught or killed, the president will disavow any knowledge of your activity.  This message will self destruct in 30 seconds…