CUT TO INT – NIGHT – Mark is standing on the stage of a stand up comedy club. MARK I know, this is an old Splink gag. But it’s such a great definition of Splink that I had to work[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
First Scene: Zortic vs the Star Pirates – Act II Scene 1
Docking Bay
CUT TO EXT – NIGHT – Mark is floating in open space wearing a space suit. MARK The whole reason I started Zortic was because I liked the majesty of the cosmos. Space Opera has such a great potential for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – DAY – Mark is sitting behind a desk on the set of a talk show. In the guest seat sits DJ Cassel. MARK I’m sure I mentioned that the artist responsible for the creation of the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO EXT – NIGHT Mark is in a space suit in a pod from 2001: A Space Odyssey MARK Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
CUT TO INT – NIGHT – Mark is strangling Marty Feldman with a hunched back. MARK “Said a give!!!” I know, I seem to be falling into just making movie quotes, but there is some exciting Zortic news coming soon.
Zortic vs the Star Pirates – Act II Scene 9
CUT TO INT – NIGHT – Mark is standing on a stage of a small bar with a microphone. MARK I’m actually kind of surprised that I’ve never used this joke before.
Zortic vs the Star Pirates – Act III Scene 7
PAN TO INT – DAY – Mark is sitting in front of a drawing board. MARK Yup. It’s time for plan B. However, are you ready for a cliffhanger? I’m sorry to say that I’m taking a little vacation. However[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – NIGHT – Superman’s Fortress of Solitude. Mark is standing outside of a transparent chamber in a baggy Superman outfit. MARK It was kind of fun doing a real cliff hanger, sorry you had to wait for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
PAN TO INT – NIGHT – Mark is hanging horizontally off the central railing as the air continues to be sucked out of the ship. MARK Every plan has it’s flaw.