CUT TO INT – Night, Mark is sitting at a folding table in a basement as sounds of adult celebration are going on upstairs. MARK I’m sure we’ve all had some of those awkward family reunions, haven’t we?
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark hiding behind the sofa as The Jersey Shore plays on TV. MARK Remember, these are the same kind of executives that basically invented reality television.
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark sitting on his sofa flipping through TV channels. MARK You know how they say that there’s never anything “good” on TV…
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark tied to a sheet of metal as a laser beam slowly cuts it in half. MARK There’s nothing like a “certain death” death trap to make sure that your hero has a clean escape.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark is in a court room with a pile of legal books MARK That may seem like a crazy legal loophole, but after Glee found a legal way to rip off Jonathon Coulton, I wouldn’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark is sitting in backstage in a directors chair labeled “stunt double”. He is dressed in the same evening gown as Zoie. MARK I’m thinking this is the point where Zoie usually expects to be[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO EXT – Day, Mark is on the roof struggling with an old fashioned TV antenna. MARK Forget the possibility of the heroes escaping your trap, what’s wrong with your television reception?
CUT TO EXT – Day – Mark is hanging on the side of a volcano lair with a chisel making into a human shape. MARK Still, it would be better if it was shaped like a skull.
PAN TO INT – Night, Mark laying on a fur covered, heart shaped bed surrounded by mirrors and lava flows. MARK Nothing impresses the chicks like a bachelor pad inside of an active volcano. Which probably explains part of my[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – Night, Mark is sitting with a big bucket of popcorn. MARK I’m a sucker for a nice swashbuckling, last minute rescue.
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