CUT TO INT –Night, Mark is sitting in a black spy van controlling Zortic’s undercover operation via a wireless earpiece. MARK Yeah, he shouldn’t have said that.
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PAN TO INT –Night, Mark is sitting in a director’s chair shaking his head. MARK Splink just doesn’t seem to get it.
CUT TO EXT –Day, in a striped vest and straw hat, Mark stands on the stage of a huckster’s wagon. MARK The trick is to know your audience and give them what they want!
CUT TO INT –Night, Mark is sitting next to Chewbacca piloting an imperial shuttle. MARK Splink does had that Wookie crazy hair thing going on.
CUT TO INT –Day, two Mark’s are standing side by side. MARK 1 Whenever doubles are involved, if you’re going to say something wrong… MARK 2 …it will inevitably be in front of the wrong one.
PAN TO INT –Night, standing on the other side of Zoie, Mark raises his finger to make a point, then thinks better of it and slowly lowers his hands back to his pockets.
CUT TO INT –Day, Mark is leaning against the rail of an observation bay, gazing off into space. MARK It’s really helpful that pirates very seldom spend time looking out the windows.
CUT TO INT –Day, a doctor’s office where Mark is standing in a lab coat in front of an eye exam chart. MARK Obviously they can’t see a thing in those helmets.
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark is looking over a contract with a magnifying glass. MARK It really is important to read the fine print when you’re making these kind of claims.