PAN TO INT – Day – Mark is sitting in a sound proof booth. MARK Hey look! Parodies! Well, kind of. I really wanted to include a lot more game show references; like Deal or No Deal, Price is Right, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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CUT TO INT – Day – Mark is dropping balloons and confetti from the catwalks of the TV studio. MARK And there you have it. Zortic’s the winner! Of course you knew that was coming, didn’t you?
CUT TO INT – Day – The stage of a comedy club on amateur night. Mark is standing behind a long microphone stand. MARK Yeah, I know. You saw that one coming from a mile away, didn’t you? But what […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – Night – Mark is on the computer, the monitor is out of view. MARK It’s the legendary Zortic mittens. At least one of them. Unfortunately Zortic’s going to have the Michael Jackson thing going on for […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
PAN TO INT – Night Mark is sitting at a slot machine dropping a steady stream of quarters. MARK He’s back! That’s Junior! Do you remember his girlfriend? We’ll be talking a bit more about her next week.
CUT TO INT – Day. Mark is sitting in a waiting room waiting for a high level Hollywood meeting. MARK And with this scene if becomes official, Joss Whedon is the perfect person to direct a live action Zortic movie.
PAN TO INT – Day. Mark following Zortic through the laser maze MARK It’s really not as easy as it looks.
PAN TO INT – Night. Mark sitting back watching the battle with a box of popcorn MARK Okay then, I’ll say it. That is SO COOL!
PAN TO INT – Night. Mark is popping the DVD “Ocean’s Eleven” into his DVD player. MARK And you thought that the plan was falling apart, didn’t you?
PAN TO EXT – Day. The last Soykil soldier in line stops and removes his helmet to reveal Mark. MARK These guys had to come back eventually. Things should get a bit more epic soon.
- The Geekie Awards April 24, 2015So… uhm… this is pretty cool… As I said a few weeks ago, Steam Spy is quickly becoming VERY popular. Well now it’s up for a Geekie Award! That’s right, THE Geekie Awards! This is big folks and I really need your help. There’s some steep competition, but Steam Spy is truly revolutionary enough that […]
- Zortic Archives are Back! April 23, 2015Good news, everybody! Zortic’s archives are all back up and running! So why not go back and re-read them? The post Zortic Archives are Back! appeared first on Entire Prize Enterprises.
- Megacon 2015 April 10, 2015It’s that time of year again! If you’re going to be anywhere around Orlando this weekend, don’t miss Megacon! And I have a lot of new stuff to check out this year. The first Agent El.F. book will be available for the kids as well as all three Steam Spy Adventure sets. Also the print […]
- Zortic Technical Difficulties February 24, 2015You may have noticed that there are currently some problems with the Zortic website. Rest assured that we’re working on it as quickly as possible. It will certainly be back soon, and we’re hoping that it will come back better than ever. Meanwhile, sorry for the inconvenience. The post Zortic Technical Difficulties appeared first on […]
- NOT a terrorist. January 25, 2015Hopefully it goes without saying that we here at Entire Prize Enterprises have nothing to do with the “King Zortic” idiot who made the bomb threats in Atlanta today. They say there’s no such thing as negative publicity, but having this kind of association with my fun, escapist work in any way is annoying. I don’t […]