CUT TO EXT – Day. Mark is dressed in an Obi Wan Kenobi outfit MARK These are not the alien spies you’re looking for…
Posts Tagged parody
PAN TO EXT – Day. The leaves of next plant over carefully part to reveal Mark in a Nazi uniform MARK Veeeerrrrry Interesting…
CUT TO INT – Day. Mark is standing in front of a black board drawing a flow chart. MARK So you see where this is going now? OT-10 and Junior were mistaken for Zoie and Zortic. It could happen to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – Day. Extreme Close up of Mark wearing a pair of plastic glasses with a fake mustache. MARK That’s just one of the dangers of going undercover.
CUT TO INT – Day. Mark is sitting at the Weekend Update desk dressed as Roseanne Roseannadanna. MARK It just goes to show you, it’s always somethin’.
CUT TO INT – Night. Dressed in a purple leisure suit, Mark is standing at the bar of a disco. MARK It’s nice to know that even in the fact of impending doom, Junior still can find the time to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
PAN TO INT – Day, Mark hiding around the corner of the entry to the main cabin. MARK I know this is an old gag. I don’t remember exactly where I heard it first, I’m assuming it was an old[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – Day, Mark is filming a public service announcement. MARK Remember kids, don’t do drugs… Unless you’re suppose to be taking drugs. In which case you should take drugs. But not bad drugs… unless your doctor tells[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
PAN TO EXT – Day, the last Soykil soldier steps aside and removes his helmet to reveal Mark. MARK Under other circumstances, I’m sure this would be a perfect place to be a tourist. Just not with an alien army[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CUT TO INT – Night, in Shakespearean garb, Mark is standing center stage of the Globe Theater in London.. MARK Once more unto the breach!